I found a meme that I'm not too lazy to not do

[salinea]

Give me three fictional characters, and I'll respond with shag/marry/push off a cliff.

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[lilacsigil]

Kids of Magneto: Pietro, Wanda, Lorna

X-Men First Class: Darwin, Alex, Angel

[salinea]

I don't actually known Lorna much yet, so it's a bit weird. Actually, I barely know Waneither, only from CC - where she seems very... gentle and badass at the same time, which makes her a good pick for marrying! Pietro is the sort of jerkass I wouldn't really mind having a one night stand with. Lorna being the big unknown goes off the cliff. Sorry Lorna XD

Hahaha, the poor kids from First Class, they have so little characterisation and what they have is so not very consistent, it's a bit hard to pick. Well, Alex has a definite hot angsty bishounen thing going for him, so let's pick him for shagging. I like Angel and her attitude, at least until the point where the movie totally drop the ball with her. I'm gonna blame the movie for it and not Angel and say I marry her. Darwin goes off the cliff. It's not like it's going to kill him. (Okay, it wouldn't kill Angel either, and I could easily shift. Darwin's pretty sweet. Though I don't think I would enjoy spending a whole lot of time with him.)

[lilacsigil]

I must admit I always pick people who can survive the fall when I do this meme! Lorna is a fun character but has been weirdly retconned in as another Magneto-kid with no real in-canon explanation. But she has green hair, and I'm always good with wacky mutant hair colours.

Poor Darwin! Always with the cliff!

[st_aurafina]

X-Men Baddies: Emma Frost, Azazel, Riptide

Young Avengers: Eli, Kate, Vision

[salinea]

Haha, I'm not the only one (except in the rare cases when I wouldn't mind one of the character dying). For Magneto's kids, I don't think any are likely to die from it? I mean, Lorna can levitate like dad, right?

Lorna is a fun character but has been weirdly retconned in as another Magneto-kid with no real in-canon explanation.
So have I heard. It does sound very random. I don't mind because I love the melodrama around Magneto's family and it sorts of add to it (plus, she's fianced to Alex Summer, right? It's always fun to have all the horribly fucked up family trees all connected to one another).

Poor Darwin! Always with the cliff!
I know! Poor kid, he's so sweet! But it really wouldn't kill him!! I swear! I saw him survive wayyyyyy worse in X-Factor!

[salinea]

Gosh, the X-Men baddies, but they don't even have any personality! It'd be like sleeping with an iceberg, I dunno. I barely even remember what Riptide looks like *googles* gah, he's ugly. Off the cliff he goes. Emma is pretty, though she was acted in such a godawful way, so I guess I could shag her. Which makes me marry Azazel. Whatever. We get drunk in Vegas and annul the wedding the day after because, really, wtf.

The Young Avengers, which need to be a bit older so I don't feel like a total creep perving on them, are much more darlings. Vision, sadly, is really not to my taste, though he seems a sweet guy, so off the cliff he goes. I'll shag Eli ♥ and marry Kate. Because she Kate motherfucking Bishop and she's really fucking awesome ♥

[st_aurafina]

Hee! Byee, Riptide! Emma would make a great shag. And maybe Azazel would be fun? I think I've pretty much super-imposed personalities on them all from fic.

Oh, I definitely meant older for the Young Avengers! And Vision will be fine off the cliff.

[salinea]

I think I've pretty much super-imposed personalities on them all from fic.
Lol, really, already? I have a hard enough time following the Charles/Erik fics, I don't even bother with the ones for the minor characters. What has the collective fanon decided for them?

And Vision will be fine off the cliff.
That is good to know. I'd have felt bad if it would have put him in a bad way :/

[st_aurafina]

It's mostly from the kink meme, but Azazel seems to be settling into a snarky, toppy bastard with a mean sense of humour, and Riptide is flirty and laid back. Fanon! It's like rubber cement, it fills all the cracks.

[salinea]

interesting. That makes them both sound pretty appealing actually. Oh well, there is an innate crackful appeal to be married to a guy that looks like a demon that can't be shaken.

[lilacsigil]

Lorna is a good flyer! She's been engaged to Alex Summer for decades, but I'm not sure if they're engaged right now after they had a failed Chuck Austen wedding (involving Alex being possibly molested by Nurse Annie while in a coma and Lorna wandering around in a wedding dress and Magneto helmet, don't ask).

But Darwin can survive the Hulk, he'll be fine with a puny cliff!

[salinea]

I'm not sure if they're engaged right now after they had a failed Chuck Austen wedding (involving Alex being possibly molested by Nurse Annie while in a coma and Lorna wandering around in a wedding dress and Magneto helmet, don't ask).
I... won't. o_o

[averzierlia.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes, Robin (Batman), Erik Lensherr (Magneto).

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Iroh, Zuko, Ty Lee.

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Which Robin?

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I can't kill any of them! Okay, i'd push Zuko off a cliff, but only if there's a hot air balloon underneath so he gets better already. I'd shag Ty Lee, because limberness is HOT, and marry Iroh, because he's de awesome.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Hee, works for me! (I'd definitely marry Iroh too.)

[averzierlia.livejournal.com]

Um. Tim Drake?

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Tim goes off the cliff, because sweetie's wayyyyyyyyy too young for me anyway, and he's a Robin, so it's not like it's going to kill him, he's got a line and stuff to catch him, I'd shag Sherlock Holmes, at least the recent movies and TV show series, it's bound to be an interesting experience; and marry Erik. Because it's not like I don't have a giant crush on him :D

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

Tyrion Lannister, Bill Weasley, Scott 'Cyclops' Summers.

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

tough choice. Can I push all of them off a cliff?

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

According to the rules of your own meme ... no.

[hamsterwoman.livejournal.com]

Aww, what do you have against Bill? :P

[hamsterwoman.livejournal.com]

Miles Vorkosigan, Random of Amber, River Tam

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

He's a Mary Sue. Well not really but he's presented to us as this overwhelmingly "cool" character, with the Indiana Jones job and the leather pants and what not, and I dunno, he was always my least favourite Weasley?