I can tell you what's yours.

First thing in a long time to make me think "ooh, ouch," and snicker in a mean-spirited way. :D

I wonder if they meant George Eliot for the Austen/Eliot question? It'd at least mean it was asking about two somewhat similar authors--female, writing fiction that focused on society and publishing anonymously or under a pseudonym--but given the rest of the questions I don't know if I should assume the meme-writer is that well-read.