aznscehrfezhfnieigbeivbrigvbreuigh did someone show GRRM the darkest pit of dark kinky non con fanfics (and then that's why he's so against them?), and then he decided to take ideas from them and to outdo them in creepiness? because holy motherfucking shit. o_o

LMAO at our near-identical reactions!

Martin does love his romance novels clichés, doesn't he?

I'd love to see what kind of romance novel feature a paramour with a frequently mentioned gold tooth though.