They fight crime !
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salineaHe's a world-famous gay boxer from the 'hood. She's a time-travelling extravagent lawyer with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's an obese devious inventor who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a provocative snooty opera singer who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's a scrappy ninja Green Beret possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a supernatural tomboy Hell's Angel prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
He's a time-tossed shark-wrestling werewolf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's an orphaned punk archaeologist operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong playboy dwarf on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a ditzy out-of-work pearl diver from out of town. They fight crime!
They fight crime !
I DARE you to write a fic with any of these things :p
He's an obese devious inventor who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a provocative snooty opera singer who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's a scrappy ninja Green Beret possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a supernatural tomboy Hell's Angel prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
He's a time-tossed shark-wrestling werewolf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's an orphaned punk archaeologist operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong playboy dwarf on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a ditzy out-of-work pearl diver from out of town. They fight crime!
They fight crime !
I DARE you to write a fic with any of these things :p
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Date: 5 November 2005 01:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 November 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 November 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)He's a suave gay card sharp in a wheelchair. She's a cosmopolitan kleptomaniac opera singer living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
...I might takle this one.
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Date: 5 November 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 November 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)an apple, dear ?
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Date: 5 November 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 6 November 2005 11:31 am (UTC)...And worse, I am seriously thinking of writing something based on those. Favourites so far are:
He's a fiendish Amish waffle chef searching for his wife's true killer. She's a cosmopolitan mutant hooker who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong alcoholic dog-catcher with a passion for fast cars. She's a time-travelling foul-mouthed politician from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
He's a world-famous umbrella-wielding master criminal in drag. She's a mentally unstable tempestuous socialite fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!
He's a suicidal Catholic gentleman spy living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a scantily clad French-Canadian doctor who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
Of the ones you've got there, the fourth one sounds like the most fun. A time-tossed shark-wrestling werewolf with a robot buddy named Sparky. Yes, I can imagine that.