Once a Stranger

So in a discussion earlier I called 2009 a "she" without thinking about it. Which reminded me of I totally see numbers as having genders. Really. Like:

1 is male
2 is female
3 is male
4 is male
5 is male
6 is female
7 is female
8 is female
9 is female
(1)0 is male

I can also tell you that 1's just a baby and rather selfish, 2 is friendly and spiritual, 3 is grumpy, 4 is shy and looks up to 5 a lot, 5 is a bit of an ass hole, 6 is serious and a bit nerdy, 7 is sexual and hedonist, 8 is the mothering type, 9 is stern and authoritative and 10 is mysterious and alouf.

Where the fuck did I get those from??

I slept 13h30 tonight. I mean, I know I was tired, but, seriously, what the fuck?! I have fics to write!!

Otherwise I appear to be :

You Are a Banana

You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes. And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything! You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.

*cough delicately*

It is my theory that those TV boyfriends quizz are made of crack. DO NOT TRUST THOSE QUIZZES. You know the ones.

That is all.