Good meme crack
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salineaIcon pairing meme : Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em.
Tree/Kozue/Anthy OT3
Or not. Okay, I could see a hot sex scene aganst a tree, and the hateful things written on the tree's bark with swords.
Fakir/"You can never have too many knives" First Law quote.
I think at one point he would have appreciated, but then he learned better. But for all that the pen is stronger, I think he still likes sharp tools.
Zuko/Yuzuriha
Yuzuriha would drag Zuko on a date all of once, much like Jin did, and force him to eat ice cream. Then she would abandon him to rush toward Kusanagi ad Zuko would be like "WTF?"
Toph/Yuuko
Awesome women together are awesome YES/YES?
"The things we do for love"/"Light is the Left hand of darkness"
Abstract quotes sex is abstract. Oh, analyse me harder!
Shigure/"Oh but he's my monster" Vorkosigan quote
Yes, she is *smirks*
Yuuko/Karen
They drunk tea in silence for a minute, then: "So, on the subject of payment," Karen said, and smiled.
Shigure/Anthy
For once the one winning Anthy in a duel would actually be perfectly aware that he uses her as a substitute for someone else. Insert quote about miracles.
Snape/Saionji
... my brain just broke. Bitter hateful sex is bitter hateful? They like redheads better anyway.
Zuko "oh dramatize"/"haha gravity" Aang quote
See, this? One of the reason Zuko/Aang is awesome. Well if it was written right anyway.
Drunk!Iroh/Books
I like to think it's an OTP yes.
Kurogane/Subaru/Hokuto OT3?
I think Kurogane is too sane for that one...
Riff/Magenta/L
... L would find the Rocky Horror Castle interesting, and sure, who know what might happens. 'specially with those handcuffs.
Lina/Xelloss
*blinks*blinks* Well I know some people ship them, and oh, I guess I could see the appeal, sort of, in that they're both awesome and have interesting dynamics. The whole Goury/Lina does get in the way though.
Azula/"My armor in my curtesy" Sansa quote
Hmmm Azula/Sansa ♥ I'd read that.
Yukari-sensei/Ember Island Players!Zuko
She dated a drama guy for a while in university, but it didn't work out.
Baltar/Gaeta/Random magic girl
If "random magic girl" stands for First Cylon, who knows what's possible?
Persepolis!God/Rue
... yeah, okay, no. I balk at this one.
Sai/Subaru/Seishirou OT3?
Subaru was almost called to exorcise a go-ban once. But then they called to cancel the appointment. Much relief was had by everyone.
Lelouch/Two random lesbian girls
By virtue of the rule that everyone loves Lelouch yet he still has no sex, sure, why not.
Ursa/Toph
Toph found her first. And sure, it's amusing to see the face Zuko makes, but it's even better to see the face Ursa makes when she orgasms.
Milly Ashford/anthropologist guy from "The Library" who had a name which I don't remember
One minute he was in the Library chased by an angry Owl, then an ourang outan showed up and helped him run away. The next minute, he was in a whole different world which you can't even imagine. Thankfully he met this girl who helped him a great deal to find his bearing. He's slightly more in love with the Internet than he is of the girl, but still it's happy ever after.
Tree/Kozue/Anthy OT3
Or not. Okay, I could see a hot sex scene aganst a tree, and the hateful things written on the tree's bark with swords.
Fakir/"You can never have too many knives" First Law quote.
I think at one point he would have appreciated, but then he learned better. But for all that the pen is stronger, I think he still likes sharp tools.
Zuko/Yuzuriha
Yuzuriha would drag Zuko on a date all of once, much like Jin did, and force him to eat ice cream. Then she would abandon him to rush toward Kusanagi ad Zuko would be like "WTF?"
Toph/Yuuko
Awesome women together are awesome YES/YES?
"The things we do for love"/"Light is the Left hand of darkness"
Abstract quotes sex is abstract. Oh, analyse me harder!
Shigure/"Oh but he's my monster" Vorkosigan quote
Yes, she is *smirks*
Yuuko/Karen
They drunk tea in silence for a minute, then: "So, on the subject of payment," Karen said, and smiled.
Shigure/Anthy
For once the one winning Anthy in a duel would actually be perfectly aware that he uses her as a substitute for someone else. Insert quote about miracles.
Snape/Saionji
... my brain just broke. Bitter hateful sex is bitter hateful? They like redheads better anyway.
Zuko "oh dramatize"/"haha gravity" Aang quote
See, this? One of the reason Zuko/Aang is awesome. Well if it was written right anyway.
Drunk!Iroh/Books
I like to think it's an OTP yes.
Kurogane/Subaru/Hokuto OT3?
I think Kurogane is too sane for that one...
Riff/Magenta/L
... L would find the Rocky Horror Castle interesting, and sure, who know what might happens. 'specially with those handcuffs.
Lina/Xelloss
*blinks*blinks* Well I know some people ship them, and oh, I guess I could see the appeal, sort of, in that they're both awesome and have interesting dynamics. The whole Goury/Lina does get in the way though.
Azula/"My armor in my curtesy" Sansa quote
Hmmm Azula/Sansa ♥ I'd read that.
Yukari-sensei/Ember Island Players!Zuko
She dated a drama guy for a while in university, but it didn't work out.
Baltar/Gaeta/Random magic girl
If "random magic girl" stands for First Cylon, who knows what's possible?
Persepolis!God/Rue
... yeah, okay, no. I balk at this one.
Sai/Subaru/Seishirou OT3?
Subaru was almost called to exorcise a go-ban once. But then they called to cancel the appointment. Much relief was had by everyone.
Lelouch/Two random lesbian girls
By virtue of the rule that everyone loves Lelouch yet he still has no sex, sure, why not.
Ursa/Toph
Toph found her first. And sure, it's amusing to see the face Zuko makes, but it's even better to see the face Ursa makes when she orgasms.
Milly Ashford/anthropologist guy from "The Library" who had a name which I don't remember
One minute he was in the Library chased by an angry Owl, then an ourang outan showed up and helped him run away. The next minute, he was in a whole different world which you can't even imagine. Thankfully he met this girl who helped him a great deal to find his bearing. He's slightly more in love with the Internet than he is of the girl, but still it's happy ever after.
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Date: 22 October 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)AHAHAHA XD!
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Date: 22 October 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 October 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 22 October 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)...
I have to write the random interdimensional adventures of Anthropologist Guy now. XD
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Date: 22 October 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)