funny fandom meme
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salineaAnswers to the previous meme thanks to everybody who's participated :
the list of 15 people were :
1. Arthur Weasley (HP)
2. Remus Lupin (HP)
3. Anthy Himemiya (Utena)
4. Seishirou Sakurazuka (TB / X)
5. Karen Kasumi (X)
6. Ethan Raynes (BtVS)
7. Gilderoy Lockhart (HP)
8. Faith (BtVS)
9. Regulus Black (HP)
10. Yuuko (XXX-holic)
11. Touya Kinomoto (CCS)
12. Kurogane (Tsubasa)
13. Narcissa Malfoy (HP)
14. Percy Wealsey (HP)
15. Subaru Sumeragi (TB / X)
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kikachan asked :
How was Anthy like when s/he was young?
She wore that very sexy little red dresses and... all right, she was rather quiet and introspective as she's become later, but I think she was also braver. And more innocent, of course. I think she was one of those odd little girls who obviously know too much and are too wise, which is a little bit disturbing to most people... but she didn't know yet how greedy and selfish humans would be so, at first, she helped her brother be a Prince. Then slowly, that innocence eroded.
If Karen were to write her/his autobiography, what would the title be?
"Memoirs of a Soapgirl" heh ?
How does Ethan like her/his coffee and/or tea?
Irish coffee. With a few "special ingredients". Don't ask.
If you could change one thing about Yuuko, what would it be?
Put her in a manga with more interesting characters than Watanuki, Doumeki and the others. Preferrably, one where Clow is present ^^
What's Percy's favorite song to sing in karaoke?
In the unlikely event that you were able to 1/ have the authority to drag Percy to a Karaoke 2/ Manage to explain to him the details of that strange Muggle concept 3/ Get him drunk enough to get him to sing, I think Percy would sing... errr, Fuck, I've no idea what he would sing. Okay. "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who.
bronze_ribbons asked :
Seishirou and Gilderoy are having tea. What's on the table?
Well, Gilderoy would be in Japan to get information about old Japanese legends like the Sakurazukamori for his new book : "Assault of the Assassins" so he'd have some parchements to take notes, a quick quill and his wand. he'd have insisting on having traditionnal tea and Seishirou would have humoured him, even if, he, himself would have taken some coffee. There'd be a copy of "Magical Me", autographed on the table, that Gilderoy would have insisted on giving to Seishirou. Seishirou's dark shades would be on the table. There'd be an exemple of ofuda on the table (intentionnaly drawned wrong), and a quick sketch of Subaru and Hokuto on the nap drawn while Seishirou was explaining the opposiiton between the Sakurazuka clan and the Summeragi clans.
At the end Gilderoy tried to Obliviate Seishirou, but it's Gilderoy who ended up with his memory eraised.
Seishirou let him go without killing him because he was too busy laughing at "Magical Me"
What does Narcissa Malfoy say to her pet when they think no one's listening?
She tells them some of the stories Andromeda used to tell them. And about how she remembers Bella used to be as a child. Sometimes she even talks about Lily.
Sometimes she even admits she miss them.
sakuraragi asked :
My question: Remus, Karen, Ethan, Yuuko, Kurogane, Percy are caged in a mad scientists lab. This scientist is trying to make the perfect being. What would he take from these characters to accomplish his goal?
Remus' patience and social skills, Karen's moral sense, Ethan's cunningness, Kurogane's fighting prowess, Percy's intellect and organization sense.
And the sexiness of all six, of course.
hiragizawa asked :
Does Subaru have any hobby?
Do you call "moping" a hobby ? "Self-destruction" ? Or possibly "obsessing over Seishirou" ?
Okay, Subaru's hobby is petting animals. He especially likes going to the zoo ^^
If Arthur and Faith go on a date to a restaurant, what would they order? What would be the dessert?
*boggles* *laughes*
Arthur would be on a recrutment mission and would be all paternal-like. Faith would be defiant and dismissive. Arthur would be amazed at the Muggle specialities. Or possibly just Americans *snorts*. Faith would advice the weirdest and spicest food to him, and, to her surprise, Arthur would love it.
Faith would propose something with inuendos as a desert. Arthur would be oblivious. Faith would give up and they'd end up eating something sweet like ice creams and having lots of fun.
twhitesakura asked :
What does Karen know or notice about Faith that no one else does?
Karen knows how much Faith liked her mother, despite the fact she was never able to protect Faith adequately. She also knows about Faith's stepfather.
sakanagi asked :
If Regulus were a dancer, what type of dancing would s/he do?
Waltz. He used to practice with Narcissa during summer.
If Arthur, Ethan, Faith, and Narcissa were playing as a party in an online RPG together, which character classes would they use?
I don't know any RPG online well enough, so I'll talk in terms of classical D&D classes as well as I know them :
Arthur would be a Wizard, of course. With a specialization on weird artifacts.
Ethan would be bi-classed Wizard/Thief, or a Entropic kind of Wizard.
Faith would be a Warrior class.
Narcissa would be a... a... Bard ? Mix of social skills and magic, I think that would fit.
What type of book would Percy like to read?
Proper books, good for his studies, lots of non fictions. Famous people's biographies, success stories, self-help books. Secretly, Percy also adores crime stories, the kind where a smart but non assuming characters solves complex puzzles of intrigues.
If Remus and Subaru had kids, what sorts of disagreements about parenting style might arise between them?
...
They'd be both too painstakingly polite and selfless for there to be many disagreements !
cookedcandy asked :
What would happen in Anthy and Gilderoy were stuck someplace with only each other for company?
Well, Gilderoy would start telling Anthy all about his exploits, for a long, long time, and more and more nervously as Anthy would listen to him politely. At some point, there might be some sort of curry explosion. Elephants might be involved. By the time they'd be let out, Anthy would be quietly and smilingly sipping tea, while Gilderoy would be a gibbering mass of goo sobbing to be let back to the Chamber of Secrets.
If Remus, Faith, and Kurogane went drinking and something Unfortunate of which they will Never Speak Ever Again were to happen, what would it be?
Sex. It would be mostly Faith's fault, too.
How would Subaru kill?
Gently, ever so politely and compassionately. He would talk to an invisible Seishirou the whole time, too.
What was Arthur's first kiss like?
Don't tell Molly or she'd kill him, but Arthur's first kiss was when a very young and determined Lucius cornered him in a corridor, talked to him until he was sufficiantly confused then rather forcefully kisses him. It's always been Arthur's shame that he did kiss back. It was a hot kiss and very spicy. Lucius bit him too.
keynsha asked :
What is Arthur's quest ?
Despite the name, Arthur's quest is, and I quote, to find out how aeroplanes stay up.
What is Remu's favorite color ?
Red. He'd never admit it. It's also the colour he hates the most.
What is Anthy's capitale of Assyria ?
Chu-Chu.
If Gilderoy, Faith, Regulus, Yuuko, Touya (and eventually Kurogane, I don't remember how many people it counts) were starting a quidditch team together, which role would have each of them in the team ?
Let me think : threre's 1 Seeker, 1 Keeper, 3 Chaser, 2 Beater, I believe, so we're missing one character. I'll add #13 Narcissa, then, if you don't mind.
Regulus would be Seeker because he's sneakily observant that way.
Yuuko would be keeper. She would do something magical to play in her stead and drink Tequila and yell at the other players the whole time.
Kurogane and Faith would be the Beaters because they rather like play agressively like this. They'd have wicked fun and be best friends quickly.
Gilderoy would want to be Chaser because it's a shiny and obvious role for him. he's be horrible at it, of course, but would provide nice diversion. Narcissa would play strategically and with a flair for stealth as well, ever evading pursuits. Touya, of course, would be the star player and mark the most points.
What kind of Exalted Narcissa would be ?
Water Aspected Dragon Blooded, or possibly Bronze Faction Sidereal Chosen of Serenity passing for a Water Aspected Dynast. Then she'd side out with the Golden Faction after her son (Fire Aspected Dragon Blooded) starts helping the Solars. ^^
If you were the only survivor of all mankind, along with Seishirou and Karen, with who would you recreate the civilisation ? (tricky question if both are girls or asexual aliens ^^°)
I don't care much about recreating manking, though it is a well known fact that Seishirou and Karen would make adorable childrens... thus : Seishirou impregnantes Karen and I get to watch. Then Seishirou goes off to be killed by Subaru in the way that he wants (it is after all the appocalypse and the end of all manking), and then I get to survive with Karen, and their children for many long, golden years ♥
Who makes the best tea ?
Best contenders are Anthy and her special brand of rose-flavoured tea, Karen, Subaru with a very traditionnal Senchaa, Remus' classical Earl Grey, Seishirou's special brand of Sakura tea, Ethan, and Yuuko's magical wish-fulfilling tea.
Yuuko gets disqualified because she put too much Tequilla in the tea.
Ethan because he put something with hallucigenic proprieties in it (and probaly other thing you're rather not enquire after)
Subaru lost because he was distracted by Seishirou.
Seishirou and Anthy started discussing gardening and lost interest.
Karen and Remus as the finalists smiled and discussed warmly. They decided the share the victory. Soon they became best friends.
What kind of videogame based on the stories of Percy would you like to play ? (rpg, fight, rts, etc...)
Small games with enigmas, puzzles and very abstract stuff. And Tetris. He'd get totally obsessed with Tetris.
If you had to definitely exchange your body with one of them, who would you chose ?
I'm hesitating between Faith - having a Slayer's body must have plenty of adventages, and Karen, because she's gorgeous. Probably Faith in the end, she's younger. And she's got experience with that sort of stuff ^_^
the list of 15 people were :
1. Arthur Weasley (HP)
2. Remus Lupin (HP)
3. Anthy Himemiya (Utena)
4. Seishirou Sakurazuka (TB / X)
5. Karen Kasumi (X)
6. Ethan Raynes (BtVS)
7. Gilderoy Lockhart (HP)
8. Faith (BtVS)
9. Regulus Black (HP)
10. Yuuko (XXX-holic)
11. Touya Kinomoto (CCS)
12. Kurogane (Tsubasa)
13. Narcissa Malfoy (HP)
14. Percy Wealsey (HP)
15. Subaru Sumeragi (TB / X)
kikachan asked : How was Anthy like when s/he was young?
She wore that very sexy little red dresses and... all right, she was rather quiet and introspective as she's become later, but I think she was also braver. And more innocent, of course. I think she was one of those odd little girls who obviously know too much and are too wise, which is a little bit disturbing to most people... but she didn't know yet how greedy and selfish humans would be so, at first, she helped her brother be a Prince. Then slowly, that innocence eroded.
If Karen were to write her/his autobiography, what would the title be?
"Memoirs of a Soapgirl" heh ?
How does Ethan like her/his coffee and/or tea?
Irish coffee. With a few "special ingredients". Don't ask.
If you could change one thing about Yuuko, what would it be?
Put her in a manga with more interesting characters than Watanuki, Doumeki and the others. Preferrably, one where Clow is present ^^
What's Percy's favorite song to sing in karaoke?
In the unlikely event that you were able to 1/ have the authority to drag Percy to a Karaoke 2/ Manage to explain to him the details of that strange Muggle concept 3/ Get him drunk enough to get him to sing, I think Percy would sing... errr, Fuck, I've no idea what he would sing. Okay. "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who.
bronze_ribbons asked :Seishirou and Gilderoy are having tea. What's on the table?
Well, Gilderoy would be in Japan to get information about old Japanese legends like the Sakurazukamori for his new book : "Assault of the Assassins" so he'd have some parchements to take notes, a quick quill and his wand. he'd have insisting on having traditionnal tea and Seishirou would have humoured him, even if, he, himself would have taken some coffee. There'd be a copy of "Magical Me", autographed on the table, that Gilderoy would have insisted on giving to Seishirou. Seishirou's dark shades would be on the table. There'd be an exemple of ofuda on the table (intentionnaly drawned wrong), and a quick sketch of Subaru and Hokuto on the nap drawn while Seishirou was explaining the opposiiton between the Sakurazuka clan and the Summeragi clans.
At the end Gilderoy tried to Obliviate Seishirou, but it's Gilderoy who ended up with his memory eraised.
Seishirou let him go without killing him because he was too busy laughing at "Magical Me"
What does Narcissa Malfoy say to her pet when they think no one's listening?
She tells them some of the stories Andromeda used to tell them. And about how she remembers Bella used to be as a child. Sometimes she even talks about Lily.
Sometimes she even admits she miss them.
sakuraragi asked :My question: Remus, Karen, Ethan, Yuuko, Kurogane, Percy are caged in a mad scientists lab. This scientist is trying to make the perfect being. What would he take from these characters to accomplish his goal?
Remus' patience and social skills, Karen's moral sense, Ethan's cunningness, Kurogane's fighting prowess, Percy's intellect and organization sense.
And the sexiness of all six, of course.
hiragizawa asked :Does Subaru have any hobby?
Do you call "moping" a hobby ? "Self-destruction" ? Or possibly "obsessing over Seishirou" ?
Okay, Subaru's hobby is petting animals. He especially likes going to the zoo ^^
If Arthur and Faith go on a date to a restaurant, what would they order? What would be the dessert?
*boggles* *laughes*
Arthur would be on a recrutment mission and would be all paternal-like. Faith would be defiant and dismissive. Arthur would be amazed at the Muggle specialities. Or possibly just Americans *snorts*. Faith would advice the weirdest and spicest food to him, and, to her surprise, Arthur would love it.
Faith would propose something with inuendos as a desert. Arthur would be oblivious. Faith would give up and they'd end up eating something sweet like ice creams and having lots of fun.
twhitesakura asked :What does Karen know or notice about Faith that no one else does?
Karen knows how much Faith liked her mother, despite the fact she was never able to protect Faith adequately. She also knows about Faith's stepfather.
sakanagi asked :If Regulus were a dancer, what type of dancing would s/he do?
Waltz. He used to practice with Narcissa during summer.
If Arthur, Ethan, Faith, and Narcissa were playing as a party in an online RPG together, which character classes would they use?
I don't know any RPG online well enough, so I'll talk in terms of classical D&D classes as well as I know them :
Arthur would be a Wizard, of course. With a specialization on weird artifacts.
Ethan would be bi-classed Wizard/Thief, or a Entropic kind of Wizard.
Faith would be a Warrior class.
Narcissa would be a... a... Bard ? Mix of social skills and magic, I think that would fit.
What type of book would Percy like to read?
Proper books, good for his studies, lots of non fictions. Famous people's biographies, success stories, self-help books. Secretly, Percy also adores crime stories, the kind where a smart but non assuming characters solves complex puzzles of intrigues.
If Remus and Subaru had kids, what sorts of disagreements about parenting style might arise between them?
...
They'd be both too painstakingly polite and selfless for there to be many disagreements !
cookedcandy asked :What would happen in Anthy and Gilderoy were stuck someplace with only each other for company?
Well, Gilderoy would start telling Anthy all about his exploits, for a long, long time, and more and more nervously as Anthy would listen to him politely. At some point, there might be some sort of curry explosion. Elephants might be involved. By the time they'd be let out, Anthy would be quietly and smilingly sipping tea, while Gilderoy would be a gibbering mass of goo sobbing to be let back to the Chamber of Secrets.
If Remus, Faith, and Kurogane went drinking and something Unfortunate of which they will Never Speak Ever Again were to happen, what would it be?
Sex. It would be mostly Faith's fault, too.
How would Subaru kill?
Gently, ever so politely and compassionately. He would talk to an invisible Seishirou the whole time, too.
What was Arthur's first kiss like?
Don't tell Molly or she'd kill him, but Arthur's first kiss was when a very young and determined Lucius cornered him in a corridor, talked to him until he was sufficiantly confused then rather forcefully kisses him. It's always been Arthur's shame that he did kiss back. It was a hot kiss and very spicy. Lucius bit him too.
keynsha asked :What is Arthur's quest ?
Despite the name, Arthur's quest is, and I quote, to find out how aeroplanes stay up.
What is Remu's favorite color ?
Red. He'd never admit it. It's also the colour he hates the most.
What is Anthy's capitale of Assyria ?
Chu-Chu.
If Gilderoy, Faith, Regulus, Yuuko, Touya (and eventually Kurogane, I don't remember how many people it counts) were starting a quidditch team together, which role would have each of them in the team ?
Let me think : threre's 1 Seeker, 1 Keeper, 3 Chaser, 2 Beater, I believe, so we're missing one character. I'll add #13 Narcissa, then, if you don't mind.
Regulus would be Seeker because he's sneakily observant that way.
Yuuko would be keeper. She would do something magical to play in her stead and drink Tequila and yell at the other players the whole time.
Kurogane and Faith would be the Beaters because they rather like play agressively like this. They'd have wicked fun and be best friends quickly.
Gilderoy would want to be Chaser because it's a shiny and obvious role for him. he's be horrible at it, of course, but would provide nice diversion. Narcissa would play strategically and with a flair for stealth as well, ever evading pursuits. Touya, of course, would be the star player and mark the most points.
What kind of Exalted Narcissa would be ?
Water Aspected Dragon Blooded, or possibly Bronze Faction Sidereal Chosen of Serenity passing for a Water Aspected Dynast. Then she'd side out with the Golden Faction after her son (Fire Aspected Dragon Blooded) starts helping the Solars. ^^
If you were the only survivor of all mankind, along with Seishirou and Karen, with who would you recreate the civilisation ? (tricky question if both are girls or asexual aliens ^^°)
I don't care much about recreating manking, though it is a well known fact that Seishirou and Karen would make adorable childrens... thus : Seishirou impregnantes Karen and I get to watch. Then Seishirou goes off to be killed by Subaru in the way that he wants (it is after all the appocalypse and the end of all manking), and then I get to survive with Karen, and their children for many long, golden years ♥
Who makes the best tea ?
Best contenders are Anthy and her special brand of rose-flavoured tea, Karen, Subaru with a very traditionnal Senchaa, Remus' classical Earl Grey, Seishirou's special brand of Sakura tea, Ethan, and Yuuko's magical wish-fulfilling tea.
Yuuko gets disqualified because she put too much Tequilla in the tea.
Ethan because he put something with hallucigenic proprieties in it (and probaly other thing you're rather not enquire after)
Subaru lost because he was distracted by Seishirou.
Seishirou and Anthy started discussing gardening and lost interest.
Karen and Remus as the finalists smiled and discussed warmly. They decided the share the victory. Soon they became best friends.
What kind of videogame based on the stories of Percy would you like to play ? (rpg, fight, rts, etc...)
Small games with enigmas, puzzles and very abstract stuff. And Tetris. He'd get totally obsessed with Tetris.
If you had to definitely exchange your body with one of them, who would you chose ?
I'm hesitating between Faith - having a Slayer's body must have plenty of adventages, and Karen, because she's gorgeous. Probably Faith in the end, she's younger. And she's got experience with that sort of stuff ^_^
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Date: 9 May 2006 12:22 am (UTC)I can imagine that...Anthy wouldn't be one to panic about the proper nutrients for plants according to Seishirou.
This meme is obviously great fun and I must remember to do it myself sometime. ^^