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jew
Jesus thinks you're a Jew. He's got a special place
reserved for you, you dirty stinking Jew.


What does Jesus think of you?
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WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THEY KOW ? *looks at the quizz in holy fear*

I probably shouldn't be amused by that >_>

Hey, three reasons we know that Jesus was Jewish ?

1/ his mother thought he was the son of God
2/ 30 years old and he still lived with his mother
3/ He thought his mother was still a virgin



Stolen at spearpoint from [livejournal.com profile] graymm

1.
LAYER ONE: On The Outside
- Name: Anne-Elisa
- Nickname: Etrangere
- Birth date: September 11th, 1981
- Birthplace: Paris suburb
- Current Location: Paris suburb
- Eye Color: greenish-greyish-bluish. With brown around the iris.
- Hair Color: Brown
- Height: 1m65
- Righty or Lefty: Right handed
- Zodiac sign: Virgo

LAYER TWO: On The Inside
- Your heritage: Jewish Sephardic on my mother's side, Algeria to be exact. Jewish Ashkenazy on my father's side (Slovakia and Hungary)
- The shoes you wore today: green kaki tennis
- Who you look like: Nobody really. I'm quite unique.
- Your weakness: Sloth and vanity.
- Your fears: Getting old, not being good enough (for my own standards)
- Your perfect pizza: cheese, tomatoes, mushrooms (this is a stupid question)
- Goal you'd like to achieve: Write a novel

LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
- Your most overused phrase on AIM: damn
- Your thoughts first waking up: i wonder if there's answers to (fill blank) i posted yesterday on the internet
- Your best physical feature: My tits.
- Your bedtime: 4 am is a good average.
- Your most missed memory: heh ?

LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
- Pepsi or Coke: WATER
- McDonalds or Burger King: You want me to puke don't you ? Well, there's no Burger King in France anymore, so Do it is.
- Adidas or Nike: Errr, neither ?
- Chocolate or vanilla: Both ^_^ oh wait, you mean that's not an euphemism for asking my sexual orientation ?
- Cappuccino or coffee: I don't drink coffee you idiot. And Cappuccino is a coffee.

LAYER FIVE: Do You?
- Smoke: Only if you offer.
- Cuss: For emphasis yes.
- Sing: Yeap. Badly.
- Have a crush: Always.
- Think you've been in love: Yeap.
- Like high school: Actually, i did find high school relatively better than middle school. Like purgatory compared to hell.
- Want to get married: HELL NO !
- Believe in yourself: Not really no.
- Get motion sickness: Very easily yes.
- Think you're attractive: Yes.
- Think you're a health freak: Heh ?
- Get along with your parents: lol no.
- Like thunderstorms: Yeap !
- Play an instrument: nope.

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
- Drank alcohol: sure. I'm french, dear.
- Smoked: No.
- Done a drug: No. Unless you count chocolate.
- Eaten an entire box of Oreo's: Oh what ?
- Eaten sushi: Hmm, actually I didn't. Need to go to a japanese restaurant soon.
- Been on stage: Nah.
- Gone skating: *blank look*
- Gone skinny-dipping: whatever
- Dyed your hair: No.
- Stolen anything: I'm not sixteen anymore sweetie.

LAYER SEVEN: Ever.
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: No.
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No.
- Been caught doing "something": Doing what ? Sex ? no. Masturbating ? no.
- Been called a tease: I'm not called a tease as often as I deserve it. Very unfair.
- Gotten beaten up: Depends what you call beaten up. I had an older sister, you know.
- Shoplifted: Yes. When I was sixteen.

LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
- Age you hope to be married: OVER MY DEAD BODY (hmmmm kinky)
- Numbers and Names of Children: 2, Myriam & Esther
- Describe your dream wedding: It involves an all leather and chain wedding dress, several spouses, and a prenuptial arrangement that garanties me a lot of money as soon as I get a divorce.
- How do you want to die: You won yourself a quote : "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty." Isn't tyrion quotable ?
- What do you want to be when you grow up: A writer
- What country would you most like to visit: the US

LAYER NINE: In a partner
- Best eye color: green
- Hair color: black
- Short or long hair: not long, but long enough there's actually something to grasp and play with
- Height: not much higher than me. I like short men to be frank.
- Weight: normal ?
- Best articles of clothing: you mean apart from leather ?
Yeah that's for men. For women; I'm much more open minded.

LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
- Number of people I could trust with my life: lol. None.
- Number of CDs that I own: about a hundred I think.
- Number of piercings: two.
- Number of tattoos: none.
- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: *blank look*
- Number of things in my past that I regret: Nooon Rrrrrrrien de rrrrrrrien, nooooon, je ne rrrrregrrrete rrrrrrien.


Snow today over Paris. It's cute. And cold. I hate the cold. Feeling a bit better in general.

Finished re-reading the Coldfire Trilogy yesterday. I decided Karril was my favourite character of the whole late. What's not to love ? Otherwise, I'm more and more overcome each time by the comedy potential of those books. Not full blow out laughter, of course, but definitly good... aaaah... ghost-of-a-smirk material. Really, my main feeling concerning Tarrant is amusement. The man's such a dork.
And since I /was/ reading it again to check for slash potential, my conclusions :
- Both Tarrant and Vryce have a particular look out at women that they don't have with men. Karril actually tells us right away that Vryce is straight. For Tarrant it /might/ be mostly because he's such a sexist bastard.
- /However/ Vryce does spend a lot of time being awed by how pretty Tarrant is. Okay, in an annoyed way, but who spends so much time fascinated with another man's look ?
- Thought iextactly by preference, Tarrant doesn't see anything against feeding from Vryce throught the link, and that despite how obviously sexualized his feeding is.
- < spoiler >Another good question is what becomes of his sexuality once his sadism and taste for hunting are gone/ Obviously you can't use both this and the previous rationale at the same time< /spoiler >
- At the end, they do start getting touchy-feely. And I was laughing everytime Vryce was commenting about Tarant's "icy flesh" and how it made him shudder.
- I changed my mind about it undermining the satire of gothic novel thing. The banter alone would be enough for that, Besides, does Vryce look like a gothic heroine to you ?

So yeah, if I did read a novels which wrote it realisticaly, I would buy it.

Date: 23 February 2005 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littledust.livejournal.com
*DIES* That Jesus quiz is the funniest thing in EVER.

Date: 24 February 2005 07:44 am (UTC)
ext_2023: (brat by psychodragon82)
From: [identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com
Yeah, isn't Jesus a mean bastard ? *has lots of admiration for him*

Date: 23 February 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meggu.livejournal.com
- Your best physical feature: My tits.

XD ::loves you::

Date: 23 February 2005 10:36 pm (UTC)
ext_2023: (lady by kelsey)
From: [identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com
Nothing beats my boobs ! ^_^

Date: 23 February 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shisakura.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious ;P

Date: 24 February 2005 07:46 am (UTC)
ext_2023: (dog by yumeminouta)
From: [identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com
I have no idea was is, but yeah for it ! XD

Date: 24 February 2005 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ripedecay.livejournal.com
You know your spoiler thingie is in white and not the colour it needs to be to be hidden? :P Use 'D9D5BB' to hide the text. That should do the trick :3

And I'm late on saying this, but I love your layout <3

Date: 24 February 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
ext_2023: (lust by kirakins)
From: [identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com
aaah thanks. Hope I didn't spoil too many people like that o_o;; should teach me to post with a lj client

and thank you very much dearie ^_^

Date: 24 February 2005 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ripedecay.livejournal.com
I don't think so, but hey, at least they won't be spoiled now? XD <3

*CHU!*

Date: 24 February 2005 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agent420.livejournal.com
Dude, Jesus hates me. We Romans were assholes.

And I'm back, by the way. ;P

Date: 24 February 2005 07:49 am (UTC)
ext_2023: (karen by yumeminouta)
From: [identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com
welcome back ! *glomps*

Yeah we should, like, totally team up and kill God ! That'd be groovy

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