I found a meme that I'm not too lazy to not do

[salinea]

Give me three fictional characters, and I'll respond with shag/marry/push off a cliff.

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[lilacsigil]

Kids of Magneto: Pietro, Wanda, Lorna

X-Men First Class: Darwin, Alex, Angel

[salinea]

I don't actually known Lorna much yet, so it's a bit weird. Actually, I barely know Waneither, only from CC - where she seems very... gentle and badass at the same time, which makes her a good pick for marrying! Pietro is the sort of jerkass I wouldn't really mind having a one night stand with. Lorna being the big unknown goes off the cliff. Sorry Lorna XD

Hahaha, the poor kids from First Class, they have so little characterisation and what they have is so not very consistent, it's a bit hard to pick. Well, Alex has a definite hot angsty bishounen thing going for him, so let's pick him for shagging. I like Angel and her attitude, at least until the point where the movie totally drop the ball with her. I'm gonna blame the movie for it and not Angel and say I marry her. Darwin goes off the cliff. It's not like it's going to kill him. (Okay, it wouldn't kill Angel either, and I could easily shift. Darwin's pretty sweet. Though I don't think I would enjoy spending a whole lot of time with him.)

[lilacsigil]

I must admit I always pick people who can survive the fall when I do this meme! Lorna is a fun character but has been weirdly retconned in as another Magneto-kid with no real in-canon explanation. But she has green hair, and I'm always good with wacky mutant hair colours.

Poor Darwin! Always with the cliff!

[st_aurafina]

X-Men Baddies: Emma Frost, Azazel, Riptide

Young Avengers: Eli, Kate, Vision

[salinea]

Gosh, the X-Men baddies, but they don't even have any personality! It'd be like sleeping with an iceberg, I dunno. I barely even remember what Riptide looks like *googles* gah, he's ugly. Off the cliff he goes. Emma is pretty, though she was acted in such a godawful way, so I guess I could shag her. Which makes me marry Azazel. Whatever. We get drunk in Vegas and annul the wedding the day after because, really, wtf.

The Young Avengers, which need to be a bit older so I don't feel like a total creep perving on them, are much more darlings. Vision, sadly, is really not to my taste, though he seems a sweet guy, so off the cliff he goes. I'll shag Eli ♥ and marry Kate. Because she Kate motherfucking Bishop and she's really fucking awesome ♥

[st_aurafina]

Hee! Byee, Riptide! Emma would make a great shag. And maybe Azazel would be fun? I think I've pretty much super-imposed personalities on them all from fic.

Oh, I definitely meant older for the Young Avengers! And Vision will be fine off the cliff.

[averzierlia.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes, Robin (Batman), Erik Lensherr (Magneto).

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Which Robin?

[averzierlia.livejournal.com]

Um. Tim Drake?

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Iroh, Zuko, Ty Lee.

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I can't kill any of them! Okay, i'd push Zuko off a cliff, but only if there's a hot air balloon underneath so he gets better already. I'd shag Ty Lee, because limberness is HOT, and marry Iroh, because he's de awesome.

[thessalian.livejournal.com]

Tyrion Lannister, Bill Weasley, Scott 'Cyclops' Summers.

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

tough choice. Can I push all of them off a cliff?

[hamsterwoman]

Miles Vorkosigan, Random of Amber, River Tam

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Gosh, I can't push Miles off a cliff, the poor dear, what would it do to his bones. I guess I'll have to shag him, then. That'll feel weirdly incestuous for some reason, but okay.

Random will go off the cliff since he's the least likely to die from it. Which is weird because without having to worry about killing Miles and River, I think he'd be my first pick for marrying XD

... and I end up married to River. Hum. I need to think of a way jumping off a cliff doesn't hurt River so I can swap her and Random, really. I don't really want to marry to River. She can use Waif-Fu to escape somehow? I dunno. Let's do that. I marry Random, River lives happily ever after somewhere else shagging Jayne.

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Tyrion Lannnister, Lucius Snape, Rupert Giles.

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Sorry, didn't see you'd already been asked about Tyrion!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...Trying to go with things I *think* or know you've read...

Arienrhod, Winter Queen of Tiamat; Gerald Tarrant; Brandin of Ygrath

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

My memories of The Snow Queen are so very faint and vague i had to google Arienrhod to be sure I actually knew her. Wouldn't mind having an alternative?

[after-nightfall.livejournal.com]

Akio Ohtori, Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan, Imriel.

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, now I'm going to feel all bad and guilty that i'd rather shag Akio than Imriel. I like Imriel, like, at least I don't dislike him, he's not a bad kid or anything, but he's not... I really don't want to fuck him. He's all so brooding and waffling and it'd annoy me real fast. And Akio is such a scumbag and an awful human being, really, but you've got to wonder what all that fuss is about with him and his sex appeal. You know. Just once. *guiltguiltguilt*
Not that the cliff I'd push Imriel would be very steep, it's a gentle slope and he's getting better already *nodsnods*

Cordelia, of course, would be the one to marry.

[flo-nelja.livejournal.com]

Hmm...
Emma Frost, Rogue, Storm ?

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Tough choice...

Rogue's the one I like most, so her for marrying, I guess. I wouldn't throw either Emma or Storm out of bed, and neither would be likely to die from cliff fall so it's a bit... amstramgram for picking between either. Oh, I guess Emma would deserve a push more, so there you go.

[q99.livejournal.com]

Batwoman (Kate), Batgirl (Cass), and Oracle (Babs)

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm

Kate for shagging, she's hot and I adore her, but we probably wouldn't be able to stand one another long term wise.

Well I can't push Babs' off a cliff because she'd kill me if I tried, so I'm going to have to say "I do" meekly. There are worse fates.

Which means cliff for Cass, which she is also the most likely to survive. Good thing that.