reading ADWD part 3

[salinea]

Up to p.350 / Tyrion's seven chapter, not included.

Jon IV
"You haggle like a crone with a coldfish, Lord Snow. Did Ned Stark father you on some fishwife?"
I SEE STANNIS SUBSCRIBES TO THE BRAND NEW JON SNOW'S POTENTIAL MOTHER THEORY. HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM DAVOS VIA THE POWER OF LOVE TELEPATHY! XD

"The map is not the land, my father often said."
OMG Ned Stark was Alfred Korzybski!!! Who'd have known? XD

Also it's nice seeing Jon showing he can be smart.

Tyrion V
Haha, Aegon it is... or the mummer dragon? Mummer dragon would fit well; since I'd never expect Aegon to really show up this way, this late.

Davos III
Good old Freys. Always knowing how to best make friends.

Theon II
aznscehrfezhfnieigbeivbrigvbreuigh did someone show GRRM the darkest pit of dark kinky non con fanfics (and then that's why he's so against them?), and then he decided to take ideas from them and to outdo them in creepiness? because holy motherfucking shit. o_o

I guess it's another one for the "my fandom has.... and it's canon" list.


o_o

Jon V
Women on the Wall! Women on the Wall! :D

Tyrion VI

selfpityselfpityselfpityselfpity

and then he met a bear. (a bear! a bear! and a maiden fair!)

(the cliffhangers are so cute)

Daenarys IV
Martin does love his romance novels clichés, doesn't he?

Also I'm starting to wonder how well you could do a classic reverse harem set up with Daenarys and her would be suitors (whenever the rest of them arrive, hopefully in this book). I hope there'll be fanart of them all bishied up XD

Griff I
Aww poor guy. Just a little talk with Tyrion and his prince is already turning against his will.

Quentyn
Continues being adorable. And rather lucky I guess...

Asha I
WTF. Seriously someone needs to keep Martin away from the bad porn. It has a terrible influence on him.

Asha means to use Theon to cancel kingsmoot, I presume. Would that work? Hm. As long as she rescues Theon, it'll make me happy anyway. Well if she survives.

Asha vs Stannis (in a discussion) : that should be hilarious.

I think I'm going to go sleep now. More spam tomorrow.

Comments

[cyshobbitlass.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think Theon would kill himself if he had some of his old personality back, but before that I think he might so as not to risk going back to Ramsay (though he may actually think Ramsay would somehow find out and hurt him anyway).

I find Theon's story the most engaging so far in this book. And the most upsetting.

Ugh. Why are all my Theon icons hilarious?

[etrangere.livejournal.com]

I find Theon's story the most engaging so far in this book. And the most upsetting.
Me, too! Which is kinda weird. I mean, i've always liked Theon a great deal, but to have him be the most engaging of the book feels... odd.