fics stats, no really

I've streamlined my tagging system over at la_mer_allee (and uploaded the oldest fics that weren't there yet, too), following onto schemingreader's discussion over there. It was probably overkill since I already have a masterlist but heh ^^

It made me want to do stats with my fics ^_^ (Obviously I'm a dork)

( OMG STATS )

alas poor computer data, I knew thee well

On the computer news front, they called to tell me they had managed to save 60% of my harddrive data! 60%! *weeps for the 40% MIA*


And meme from a_white_rain!
Name a fandom. I will provide one thing that I actively seek in fanfiction, and one thing that I can't stand to see. Copy this meme to your journal.

More meme

From agent420

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

1. These days, there are angry ghosts all around us. Dead from wars, sickness, starvation, and nobody cares. So - you say you're under a curse. So what, so's the whole damn world. Mononoke Hime guessed by tiamatschild

2. I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.

3. You want to know who I am? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess Princess, armed with the Green Destiny that knows no equal! Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon guessed by ydub and shiinabambi

4. This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt. Brazil, guessed by the_corbie

5. If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. Curse of the Black Pearl guessed by alighiera except for the part about reading numbers, and also by modillian and zollo_the_fat

6. This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time. Ed Wood, guessed by darksumomo

7. Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, guessed by flo_nelja and alighiera

8. Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once! American Beauty, guessed by ydub

9. I am a mistake made by God.In my heart, I am a woman. Women can have children. What if a miracle like the Virgin Mary getting pregnant... was to happen to a homo? Better give me a little extra. After all, l'm eating for two. Tokyo Godfathers guessed by arislanchan

10. When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind guessed by zollo_the_fat

11. Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Unbreakable guessed by zollo_the_fat

12. Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... Dogma guessed by alighiera and modillian

13. - You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?
- Ever since I was a little girl. Stepford's Wives (lattest version) guessed by zollo_the_fat

14. One from the vaults... Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle. The Rocky Horror Picture Show guessed by alighiera and ydub

15. Oh she'll kill me one day or another. But she will remember forever that *I* caught her, and *I* held her prisoner. So there's my immortality, hey? The Last Unicorn, by flo_nelja