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So in a discussion earlier I called 2009 a "she" without thinking about it. Which reminded me of I totally see numbers as having genders. Really. Like:

1 is male
2 is female
3 is male
4 is male
5 is male
6 is female
7 is female
8 is female
9 is female
(1)0 is male

I can also tell you that 1's just a baby and rather selfish, 2 is friendly and spiritual, 3 is grumpy, 4 is shy and looks up to 5 a lot, 5 is a bit of an ass hole, 6 is serious and a bit nerdy, 7 is sexual and hedonist, 8 is the mothering type, 9 is stern and authoritative and 10 is mysterious and alouf.

Where the fuck did I get those from??

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mystickeeper.livejournal.com

:O

I still remember the day in 7th grade Spanish class when the teacher was explaining that tables and chairs and staplers have gender. It was...very brain-breaking.

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it must be a weird world, where tables and chairs don't have genders ^_^

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